It's an impossible puzzle, and I love pu... by Ron Swanson | We Heart Quotes

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It's an impossible puzzle, and I love puzzles!

- Ron Swanson

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$50 discussion funeral cab ride

I will leave my children $50 a piece. Enough for the cab ride home from the funeral and a steak dinner. End of discussion.

- Ron Swanson

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Children are terrible artists and artists are crooks.

- Ron Swanson

construct bastards edifice organized knew

Say what you want about organized religion, but those bastards knew how to construct an edifice.

- Ron Swanson

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Son, there is no wrong way to consume alcohol.

- Ron Swanson

’ sting ridiculous butterfly float

Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That’s ridiculous.

- Ron Swanson

’ stepping highlight thick slab

An ideal night out, to me, is stepping onto my porch area and grilling up a thick slab of something’s flesh and then popping in a highlight real from the WNBA.

- Ron Swanson

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