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Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.

- Ron Swanson

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History began July 4th, 1776. Anything before that was a mistake.

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I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food.

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Once a year, every branch of this government meets in a room and announces what they intend to waste taxpayer money on.

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I change my locks every 16 days.

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On nights like this when the cold winds blow, the air is awash in the swirling eddies of our dream, come with me and find safe haven in a warm bathtub full of my jazz.

- Ron Swanson

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The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.

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