I’ve had the same haircut since 1978 and... by Ron Swanson

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I’ve had the same haircut since 1978 and I’ve driven the same car since 1991. I’ve used the same wooden comb for three decades. I have one bowl. I still get my milk delivered by horse.

- Ron Swanson

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When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.

- Ron Swanson

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Don't waste energy moving unless necessary.

- Ron Swanson

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First rule. No conversation lasts longer than 100 total words.

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Fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.

- Ron Swanson

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I leave no meat behind. It’s an honor thing.

- Ron Swanson

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Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie.

- Ron Swanson

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