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It's always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

- Ron Swanson

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I'm going to get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal. Dealer's choice. Please and thank you.

- Ron Swanson

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Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.

- Ron Swanson

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I enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel toed boot.

- Ron Swanson

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The three most useless jobs in the world in order are: lawyer, congressman, and doctor.

- Ron Swanson

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The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.

- Ron Swanson

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Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.

- Ron Swanson

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