College Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again. - Sandra Bernhard
Women I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all. - Sandra Bernhard
I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have. - Sandra Bernhard
Humanity Hope Work I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of hope for humanity. - Sandra Bernhard
And History will smile to think that this is the species for which Socrates and Jesus Christ died. - Julien Benda
Bereavement is the sharpest challenge to our trust in God; if faith can overcome this, there is no mountain which it cannot remove. - Dean Inge