I was trying for years to woo people through humour, but it seems flash cars are much easier. - Stephen Merchant
You can only be embarrassed if you allow yourself to be embarrassed. If you embrace it and just accept that you're kind of a klutz, and you're able to make it into comedy gold. - Stephen Merchant
I like playing a bit of golf. But, if people went around beating people to death with golf clubs, I'd say, 'Ban golf. I'll take up tennis'. - Stephen Merchant