Actor Author Writer Musician comedian Why sip from a tea cup, when you can drink from the river. - Steve Martin
Sex Talking Pretty Man Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. - Steve Martin
Apology Wrong An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be. - Steve Martin
Woman There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. - Steve Martin
You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you can't do it.' - Steve Martin
Harrison Ford was pretty content as a carpenter who thought it would be nice to work on TV and ended up being the biggest film star in the history of cinema. - Dirk Benedict
I believe there's an inner power that makes winners or losers. And the winners are the ones who really listen to the truth of their hearts. - Sylvester Stallone
But I've got to think of myself as the luckiest guy. Robert Johnson only had one album's worth of work as his legacy. That's all that life allowed him. - David Bowie
What makes cookbooks interesting is to find out about the people and the culture that invented the food. - Vincent Schiavelli