Actor Author Writer Musician comedian I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone. - Steve Martin
Sex Talking Pretty Man Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. - Steve Martin
Work When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well. - Steve Martin
Woman There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. - Steve Martin
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them. - Steve Martin
Love Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin
Harrison Ford was pretty content as a carpenter who thought it would be nice to work on TV and ended up being the biggest film star in the history of cinema. - Dirk Benedict
I believe there's an inner power that makes winners or losers. And the winners are the ones who really listen to the truth of their hearts. - Sylvester Stallone
But I've got to think of myself as the luckiest guy. Robert Johnson only had one album's worth of work as his legacy. That's all that life allowed him. - David Bowie
What makes cookbooks interesting is to find out about the people and the culture that invented the food. - Vincent Schiavelli