Actor Author Writer Musician comedian The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful. - Steve Martin
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes. - Steve Martin
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. - Steve Martin
Harrison Ford was pretty content as a carpenter who thought it would be nice to work on TV and ended up being the biggest film star in the history of cinema. - Dirk Benedict
I believe there's an inner power that makes winners or losers. And the winners are the ones who really listen to the truth of their hearts. - Sylvester Stallone
But I've got to think of myself as the luckiest guy. Robert Johnson only had one album's worth of work as his legacy. That's all that life allowed him. - David Bowie
What makes cookbooks interesting is to find out about the people and the culture that invented the food. - Vincent Schiavelli