Actor Writer End comedian Stand-up I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that. - Todd Barry
Driving I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage. - Todd Barry
Experience I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up. - Todd Barry
People People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people. - Todd Barry
I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show. - Todd Barry
Years People Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself. - Todd Barry
Harrison Ford was pretty content as a carpenter who thought it would be nice to work on TV and ended up being the biggest film star in the history of cinema. - Dirk Benedict
I believe there's an inner power that makes winners or losers. And the winners are the ones who really listen to the truth of their hearts. - Sylvester Stallone
But I've got to think of myself as the luckiest guy. Robert Johnson only had one album's worth of work as his legacy. That's all that life allowed him. - David Bowie
What makes cookbooks interesting is to find out about the people and the culture that invented the food. - Vincent Schiavelli