Actor Writer Beginning comedian Stand-up You always think you're better than you are in the beginning. - Todd Barry
Kiss If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward. - Todd Barry
Work Time I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work. - Todd Barry
I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show. - Todd Barry
Culture I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry
I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors. - Todd Barry
Harrison Ford was pretty content as a carpenter who thought it would be nice to work on TV and ended up being the biggest film star in the history of cinema. - Dirk Benedict
I believe there's an inner power that makes winners or losers. And the winners are the ones who really listen to the truth of their hearts. - Sylvester Stallone
But I've got to think of myself as the luckiest guy. Robert Johnson only had one album's worth of work as his legacy. That's all that life allowed him. - David Bowie
Directors and producers were afraid of a Dumont actor while at the same time they admired him. - Leon Askin