Actor Writer Kiss comedian Stand-up If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward. - Todd Barry
Love I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. - Todd Barry
I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that. - Todd Barry
Thought Right I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right. - Todd Barry
Funny Being People I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. - Todd Barry
Harrison Ford was pretty content as a carpenter who thought it would be nice to work on TV and ended up being the biggest film star in the history of cinema. - Dirk Benedict
I believe there's an inner power that makes winners or losers. And the winners are the ones who really listen to the truth of their hearts. - Sylvester Stallone
But I've got to think of myself as the luckiest guy. Robert Johnson only had one album's worth of work as his legacy. That's all that life allowed him. - David Bowie
Directors and producers were afraid of a Dumont actor while at the same time they admired him. - Leon Askin