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Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.

- Conan O'Brien

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In such an environment, I was able to study things that could be of immediate usefulness to the world. That learning experience undoubtedly served me well when I eventually entered the work force.

- Koichi Tanaka

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Marriage May Fact End

During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.

- Conan O'Brien

Leader

Fish recognize a bad leader.

- Conan O'Brien

Dating Now

Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.

- Conan O'Brien

Exhaustion

Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.

- Conan O'Brien

Controversy Years

Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, because his nose isn't eligible for another fifteen years.

- Conan O'Brien

Friends War

The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes.'

- Conan O'Brien

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Successful Pretty Fact

The fact that I'm going to be unsuccessful at times is pretty well-balanced by the fact that I'm going to be successful at others.

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Successful Mind

Do your best when no one is looking. If you do that, then you can be successful in anything that you put your mind to.

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Successful Actor

If you're a musician or actor, you know that if you're successful, some level of fame goes along with that. You're prepared. But how often does that happen to a programmer?

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Successful Will

The effectiveness of advertising depends on the amount and kind of product information available to consumers... advertising will be more successful the more impoverished the consumer's information environment.

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Successful Man

It is harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man.

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Successful Being

A market that's as open as possible is the precondition for a successful economy, and a successful economy is the precondition to being able to pay for social security.

- Gerhard Schroder