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Women Want

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

- Conan O'Brien

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It is as hard and severe a thing to be a true politician as to be truly moral.

- Francis Bacon

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Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

- Conan O'Brien

Popular Sound Will

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.

- Conan O'Brien

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In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani.

- Conan O'Brien

Day Now Will

Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans.

- Conan O'Brien

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Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.

- Conan O'Brien

Dating Now

Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.

- Conan O'Brien

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