I worry about scientists discovering tha... | Erma Bombeck

I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.

- Erma Bombeck

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It is as hard and severe a thing to be a true politician as to be truly moral.

- Francis Bacon

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That’s why dreamers are lonely.

- Erma Bombeck

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

- Erma Bombeck

Water Nothing

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

- Erma Bombeck

Family

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

- Erma Bombeck

Wisdom Mother

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.

- Erma Bombeck

Mother Business Years

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.

- Erma Bombeck

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