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Woman

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

- Lewis Grizzard

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To do or not to do... that is the question.

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Family

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

- Lewis Grizzard

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

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Sex Women

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

- Lewis Grizzard

Life

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

- Lewis Grizzard

Thoughts

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

- Lewis Grizzard

Woman

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

- Lewis Grizzard

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